So, i got up exactly at 7 in the morning and I was in a quandary, quandary of whether to go to the gym or not, no technically that would be a dilemma. But, I was in a quandary. Whether to go to the gym, or not, now, this or not is subdivided further into various choices. Whether to read, whether to do statistics or whether to sleep back. The sleep back option was immediately over ruled. I would not have gathered courage to face my self had I slept back. So, I decided to read. Lord of the rings, I gotta increase my pace with it!
So, I was reading Lord of the rings. Frodo camp had left for the jungle. Now, Tolkein has so beautifully expressed their plight in the book that reading it I got hungry, total famished and had nothing to eat. The canteen had also not opened yet. Moreover, If I would take breakfast so early, I would have taken lunch also early and I would not have been able to take my siesta, which seemed really really grave important. Oh yes it did. So I decided I will sleep now. But, if I sleep now, how would I complete my time table. So, I decided that I will not sleep in the afternoon. Frankly, I am totally confused at how I came to this decision. But, yes, I slept. I got up at 1000. Had breakfast. Read newspaper. Read LOTR. And then went to the class, new lecture today, which I could get much indulged into. Then went to collect my prize. Now, time for some flashback.
So, this is second trimester in a row that a subject was half over by the time I realized that I had also opted for it. No literally I was not aware that I had opted it. It actually means that I forgot to attend even a single class! which means I was screwed.
Coming back to present. No, some more flashback. Before going for the term break I knew I was going to be late. So, I gave my card to Abhinav to swipe in my attendance. Now, Rana is my neighbor. I could have given my card to him, but, I did not give. Why? simple, Rana is a careless asshole. Ok , So I gave my card to Abhinav not to Rana for the very reason that Rana is a careless Asshole. Ok, fine then I went to home totally assured that my attendance would be swiped in. But, yep, you got it right, it did not happen. How? Abhinav gave my card to Rana yep who is a careless asshole to swipe in my attendance. And what Rana did? Rana did the same thing what careless assholes do, he acted a careless asshole and misplaced the card. Now, If I had to give my card to Rana only then why would i climb two floors to give the card to Abhinav, because Rana is a careless asshole. But, how smartly Abhinav carries forward my card to Rana. But, why Abhinav does that? because, Abhinav is an idiotic asshole. And because of the two assholes I lose...let me count...15 classes. And when I come back the circumstances are revealed to me by the idiotic asshole.
So, what is the solution ? The solution is drop the courses and take others which have not yet started.
How? by approaching Ashylyn, who is??? Angry. yep, very angry. I had to try various tricks finally to get replacement courses. But, she I left ashylyn angry..
Fast forward...back to the future.
So, Now this was second time in a row that I had missed half the course. How? I am Rana's neighbor. We live in the careless assholes alley. And that makes me what? yep, an equal careless asshole. So, whats the solution? Solution is yes, drop the course and take others who not yet started. For which ? you have to approch Ashylyn, who is? Angry. So I was literally scared to the marrow. "knock, knock, come in. Ma'am i want to change my course. Ok, send me a mail." Yep, it actually was as simple as that. Over. problem solved.
So, I went to my room. Now, i had already covered my sleep quota in the morning. So, I should not sleep. But? yep, you got it. I slept. Now, I had another class to attend at 0410 pm, which I did not. Why? because I kept sleeping.
Then I went to the cafeteria. Joined Mandar on the way. Spotted lanky mittal going to his room and dragged him along to the cafetaria. And we were having typical gay idiotic gibberish and then Abhinav also joined and as usual he attempted the stupid gibberish into a point less sad boring bland gibberish by citing incidents like Devdas's Shradh. Why? Why ? Why? yes, because as i said earlier he is an idiotic asshole.
Later I went to my room. Read LOTR again and went to gym. Back bicep. Came back, had dinner. Now, the dinner was not ordinary. I actually have no clothes left to wear.So just put on my gym vest and to not make other people insecure with my gorgeous biceps, I put on a jacket. I thought I had mellowed down my appearance and it looks fine. But, yes, you got it right, It wasn't. On the way two people asked me about my attire. In the food queue two more. While going to the table to have my dinner one more. Had my dinner with Aditya and Abhishek. First Aditya asked, Abhishek had not yet come. Then Abhishek came and he asked. Then Rajat Joined in and yep he asked. Then Neeraj was sitting in the next table and looking at me smiling. No, he did not ask. I asked him ,"do you wanna ask something?" and he asked. Then after dinner on the way few more people asked. I came back to the hostel and went straight to the washroom to conform that what the fuck was I wearing. Then meeting for inception,went to cafeteria for the morning banana, my energy source for morning workout(which I am not doing tommorrow), which is already black by now lying on my table.
So, that was another interesting day of my life.
So, I was reading Lord of the rings. Frodo camp had left for the jungle. Now, Tolkein has so beautifully expressed their plight in the book that reading it I got hungry, total famished and had nothing to eat. The canteen had also not opened yet. Moreover, If I would take breakfast so early, I would have taken lunch also early and I would not have been able to take my siesta, which seemed really really grave important. Oh yes it did. So I decided I will sleep now. But, if I sleep now, how would I complete my time table. So, I decided that I will not sleep in the afternoon. Frankly, I am totally confused at how I came to this decision. But, yes, I slept. I got up at 1000. Had breakfast. Read newspaper. Read LOTR. And then went to the class, new lecture today, which I could get much indulged into. Then went to collect my prize. Now, time for some flashback.
So, this is second trimester in a row that a subject was half over by the time I realized that I had also opted for it. No literally I was not aware that I had opted it. It actually means that I forgot to attend even a single class! which means I was screwed.
Coming back to present. No, some more flashback. Before going for the term break I knew I was going to be late. So, I gave my card to Abhinav to swipe in my attendance. Now, Rana is my neighbor. I could have given my card to him, but, I did not give. Why? simple, Rana is a careless asshole. Ok , So I gave my card to Abhinav not to Rana for the very reason that Rana is a careless Asshole. Ok, fine then I went to home totally assured that my attendance would be swiped in. But, yep, you got it right, it did not happen. How? Abhinav gave my card to Rana yep who is a careless asshole to swipe in my attendance. And what Rana did? Rana did the same thing what careless assholes do, he acted a careless asshole and misplaced the card. Now, If I had to give my card to Rana only then why would i climb two floors to give the card to Abhinav, because Rana is a careless asshole. But, how smartly Abhinav carries forward my card to Rana. But, why Abhinav does that? because, Abhinav is an idiotic asshole. And because of the two assholes I lose...let me count...15 classes. And when I come back the circumstances are revealed to me by the idiotic asshole.
So, what is the solution ? The solution is drop the courses and take others which have not yet started.
How? by approaching Ashylyn, who is??? Angry. yep, very angry. I had to try various tricks finally to get replacement courses. But, she I left ashylyn angry..
Fast forward...back to the future.
So, Now this was second time in a row that I had missed half the course. How? I am Rana's neighbor. We live in the careless assholes alley. And that makes me what? yep, an equal careless asshole. So, whats the solution? Solution is yes, drop the course and take others who not yet started. For which ? you have to approch Ashylyn, who is? Angry. So I was literally scared to the marrow. "knock, knock, come in. Ma'am i want to change my course. Ok, send me a mail." Yep, it actually was as simple as that. Over. problem solved.
So, I went to my room. Now, i had already covered my sleep quota in the morning. So, I should not sleep. But? yep, you got it. I slept. Now, I had another class to attend at 0410 pm, which I did not. Why? because I kept sleeping.
Then I went to the cafeteria. Joined Mandar on the way. Spotted lanky mittal going to his room and dragged him along to the cafetaria. And we were having typical gay idiotic gibberish and then Abhinav also joined and as usual he attempted the stupid gibberish into a point less sad boring bland gibberish by citing incidents like Devdas's Shradh. Why? Why ? Why? yes, because as i said earlier he is an idiotic asshole.
Later I went to my room. Read LOTR again and went to gym. Back bicep. Came back, had dinner. Now, the dinner was not ordinary. I actually have no clothes left to wear.So just put on my gym vest and to not make other people insecure with my gorgeous biceps, I put on a jacket. I thought I had mellowed down my appearance and it looks fine. But, yes, you got it right, It wasn't. On the way two people asked me about my attire. In the food queue two more. While going to the table to have my dinner one more. Had my dinner with Aditya and Abhishek. First Aditya asked, Abhishek had not yet come. Then Abhishek came and he asked. Then Rajat Joined in and yep he asked. Then Neeraj was sitting in the next table and looking at me smiling. No, he did not ask. I asked him ,"do you wanna ask something?" and he asked. Then after dinner on the way few more people asked. I came back to the hostel and went straight to the washroom to conform that what the fuck was I wearing. Then meeting for inception,went to cafeteria for the morning banana, my energy source for morning workout(which I am not doing tommorrow), which is already black by now lying on my table.
So, that was another interesting day of my life.
me, my feelings hurt
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