28th jan

So, i got up exactly at 7 in the morning and I was in a quandary, quandary of whether to go to the gym or not, no technically that would be a dilemma. But, I was in a quandary. Whether to go to the gym, or not, now, this or not is subdivided further into various choices. Whether to read, whether to do statistics or whether to sleep back. The sleep back option was immediately over ruled. I would not have gathered courage to face my self had I slept back. So, I decided to read. Lord of the rings, I gotta increase my pace with it!
So, I was reading Lord of the rings. Frodo camp had left for the jungle. Now, Tolkein has so beautifully expressed their plight in the book that reading it I got hungry, total famished and had nothing to eat. The canteen had also not opened yet. Moreover, If I would take breakfast so early, I would have taken lunch also early and I would not have been able to take my siesta, which seemed really really grave important. Oh yes it did. So I decided I will sleep now. But, if I sleep now, how would I complete my time table. So, I decided that I will not sleep in the afternoon. Frankly, I am totally confused at how I came to this decision. But, yes, I slept. I got up at 1000. Had breakfast. Read newspaper. Read LOTR. And then went to the class, new lecture today, which I could get much indulged into. Then went to collect my prize. Now, time for some flashback.
So, this is second trimester in a row that a subject was half over by the time I realized that I had also opted for it. No literally I was not aware that I had opted it. It actually means that I forgot to attend even a single class! which means I was screwed.
Coming back to present. No, some more flashback. Before going for the term break I knew I was going to be late. So, I gave my card to Abhinav to swipe in my attendance. Now, Rana is my neighbor. I could have given my card to him, but, I did not give. Why? simple, Rana is a careless asshole. Ok , So I gave my card to Abhinav not to Rana for the very reason that Rana is a careless Asshole. Ok, fine then I went to home totally assured that my attendance would be swiped in. But, yep, you got it right, it did not happen. How? Abhinav gave my card to Rana yep who is a careless asshole to swipe in my attendance. And what Rana did? Rana did the same thing what careless assholes do, he acted a careless asshole and misplaced the card. Now, If I had to give my card to Rana only then why would i climb two floors to give the card to Abhinav, because Rana is a careless asshole. But, how smartly Abhinav carries forward my card to Rana. But, why Abhinav does that? because, Abhinav is an idiotic asshole. And because of the two assholes I lose...let me count...15 classes. And when I come back the circumstances are revealed to me by the idiotic asshole.
So, what is the solution ? The solution is drop the courses and take others which have not yet started.
How? by approaching Ashylyn, who is??? Angry. yep, very angry. I had to try various tricks finally to get replacement courses. But, she I left ashylyn angry..
Fast forward...back to the future.
So, Now this was second time in a row that I had missed half the course. How? I am Rana's neighbor. We live in the careless assholes alley. And that makes me what? yep, an equal careless asshole. So, whats the solution? Solution is yes, drop the course and take others who not yet started. For which ? you have to approch Ashylyn, who is? Angry. So I was literally scared to the marrow. "knock, knock, come in. Ma'am i want to change my course. Ok, send me a mail." Yep, it actually was as simple as that. Over. problem solved.
So, I went to my room. Now, i had already covered my sleep quota in the morning. So, I should not sleep. But? yep, you got it. I slept. Now, I had another class to attend at 0410 pm, which I did not. Why? because I kept sleeping.
Then I went to the cafeteria. Joined Mandar on the way. Spotted lanky mittal going to his room and dragged him along to the cafetaria. And we were having typical gay idiotic gibberish and then Abhinav also joined and  as usual he attempted the stupid gibberish into a point less sad boring bland gibberish by citing incidents like Devdas's Shradh. Why? Why ? Why? yes, because as i said earlier he is an idiotic asshole.
Later I went to my room. Read LOTR again and went to gym. Back bicep. Came back, had dinner. Now, the dinner was not ordinary. I actually have no clothes left to wear.So just put on my gym vest and to not make other people insecure with my gorgeous biceps, I put on a jacket. I thought I had mellowed down my appearance and it looks fine. But, yes, you got it right, It wasn't. On the way two people asked me about my attire. In the food queue two more. While going to the table to have my dinner one more. Had my dinner with Aditya and Abhishek. First Aditya asked, Abhishek had not yet come. Then Abhishek came and he asked. Then Rajat Joined in and yep he asked. Then Neeraj was sitting in the next table and looking at me smiling. No, he did not ask. I asked him ,"do you wanna ask something?" and he asked. Then after dinner on the way few more people asked. I came back to the hostel and went straight to the washroom to conform that what the fuck was I wearing.  Then meeting for inception,went to cafeteria for the morning banana, my energy source for morning workout(which I am not doing tommorrow), which is already black by now lying on my table.
So, that was another interesting day of my life. 

Now this was a day that had a story to be told. It was a really fine day for me. Right now I don't have any regrets about how it went by. I got up in the morning (duh! everybody gets up in the morning). I mean that I got up early in the morning, by early i mean 7.26 AM, 26 minutes later than the time I had set to get up, yep! 7 AM. Went to gym. Chest. After breakfast,  read the Lord of the rings, I have to increase my pace with it. Then made a Ppt. The presentation panned out really well. Great response from the class. Once more chant for the  animations! :) Then had my lunch and slept for about two hours. Had a good evening snack time. Routine gibberish with Ashish, Anubhav and Arshya also joined in. Had a mixed fruit juice, which just hit the sweet spot! Came back to the room and voila! our project had won the best IMC project. Was it that great? don't know..Then did pricing. I was in the middle of the lesson and boom! lets do FB and BAM! there were posts made by myself which I actually did not make, I mean there were posts by my Id which actually I did not make, I mean my Id was fucking hacked................really? Now, why would anybody be interested in hacking my ID? but apparently, someone did get interested.
So, I log in. I go to GIM 11-14. and there is post by this PGP 1 girl, Supraja Ramani," pronit Kakati, I have found your doppelganger". I was like what lame post. And then explosion took place. I see my comment, "lolllmaxxxx!"....what the fuck? then " Supraja Ramani, please find a doppelganger for me also pleeesssee!"...what the fuck...then"Supraja Ramani, I will find one for you"..what what super fuck was going on here..for few seconds I could not understand what was happening.Every thing seemed unreal. My vision started getting glossy. Muscles clenched. My heart was pumping like someone was inside my chest and hammering it with no regret. Myhem, turmoil, pandemoniom..Mayans were right atleast for me.Out of panic, I posted the stupid update asking why has the person hacked my ID? later i was like Asshole, isn't it obvious, he wants to make an asshole out of you. I immediately changed my password and security settings. And started googling ways to find out who hacked your ID and found this information about the expanded Archive report which gives the details of all the recent logins, the IP address through which the logins were made etc etc, I was only interested in knowing the IP address. Because once i know it, I can give to Mukest, and find out who the scumbag was. So, i immediately put a request (pause: my door is open and Rana is laughing like a mad cow, gotta shut it close,,,peace) for the report. It was told that it takes time to generate the report and it will be sent through the mail.
After this I had a feeling of empowerment, that I will get my hands across that asshole. I told this to Aravind also, whose Id was also hacked recently. I started conjuring up images that how I will beat the holy shit of the guy. How I will deliver tight slaps, one after other after other and literally kick his ass. I wanted every thing to get public, I wanted to humiliate the sick bastard. Then I thought it will be too much. What he has done is illegal. I can file a police complain..then eureka! i will black mail him and take 5000 bucks...yesssssssss! this is what I will do! oh yes......I felt like God!
In the mean time I went to the library to read Economist. After that I was suppose to take dinner in the cafetaria, but Ashish asked that should we have dinner downhill? I thought he wanted to go and the Abeline paradox happened and I said yes >_< So we had a good dinner and came back.
As soon as we returned I logged in to my gmail account to find out about the report and God Almighty it was ready, the report was ready. Cash register open, here comes my 5 grand. So the report gets downloaded. It has all the information. Login details, logout details, activity details, everything man....but, yep! you got it right the IP address details were not there.....fuck it...out of all the stupid details, this was not there. Why the fuck did they put the option in the first place when they did not want to give it. I immediately send a message to Mark Zuckerburg asking him to solve the problem -_- yeah I did that...don't ask why..I just did that..I was in shock after losing 5 grand.
Then I saw this movie 'the prestige' all was nice, nice plot, nice drama...but, but, but...I could not gulp the fact down that he killed his clones... i mean come on, if I see my clone, I will at least say hi or shake hands, or do something( it can be a nice topic, what would i do if i had this cloning machine) so thinking over that take of the movie takes all the fun down.
Overall, it was a brilliant day, one which brings excitement for tomorrow.